Crazy Love Explosion

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god!!

the artwork for teh 6th book has been released. Maybe its only me that cares enough to scroll to the bottom of the Borders group send e-mail to discover the treat that lies buried amongst the fine print. WOW....we are one step closer to holding that precious thing in our clammy hands. wipiing dewy morning tears from our eyes..not wanting to be assured of Harry's death. Why must u slaughter my soul Rowling?? WHY?



So in other news i think mum is in some sort of strife over there. She's coming home any day now. that was long lived.

I keep playing Harry Potter 4 on my PSP!!! and keep getting so into jinxing things and exploring Hogwarts that i keep almost missing my stop on the train. Did it at Kensington...level 3 or something..Hermoine was putting out Salamanders. Did it at Melbourne Central...Ron was smashing walls with cauldrons. And it totally isolates u from everyone around. SO unbelievable unbelievable. ANd soooooooo much fun.

Have essay due on fri. haven't started. Have chem test due thurs at 2 15
havent' started..but gee...Harry is looking awesome.

In other other news....had dinner at the Bentleigh club..for those of u not in the know it is a Melbourne FC associated club. ANyway had a killer parmigiana and a Stella and took my plate out and wrapped in a napkin. We were surrounded by old people so i kinda felt in with the click u know..pulling out my teeth..sitting in what resembled a dinner hall...and i wrapped my plate politely in a napkin. Once the girl came round to collect my dinner plates when i'd finished eating i clutched my mouth plate in my hand making sure she wouldn't take it. then, as we were leaving i left it on the table.
didn't realise till we were in the car. SHIT. went back. Had the girl search the bin. said she couldn't find it. Politely asked us if we wanted ot look for ourselves. SO me..being who i am, donned some food handling gloves ant started sifting. I only had to pick up one piece of paper, unwrap it adn voila..there it was. wrapped neatly and tightly in the napkin. DIdn't even touch the rubbish. So dumb. She loves to be careless with important things and be constantly thinking about rubbish...HA!

Killer 24...hours

not the show.

So uhhmm had a birthday sometime this weeek.


went to hospital last night...didn't get out till this afternoon. missed prison break AND Extras. Endured 6 hrs of waiting in emergency. Emergency is a very blase term these days. F*&%ers. Had every orifice inspected. Feel violated. Had camera take photos of my insides. No diagnosis as yet.

no fun.

uni sucks.

mum's gone on her nutso-tour for the next 6 weeks.

haven't even done anything "overage" yet. all so anticlimactic.

BurntFaceMan

BurntFaceMan

So...half way through Googling info from Wikipedia about Urinary Tract Infections...as i was pissing razorblades a while back for those of you who didn't associate my MSN name...GOSH!

anyway....found some killer genital diagrams and can see how easy it can be for someone to totally freak out by misdiagnosis. Here we go. I started off looking up UTI's. I followed the symptoms link after link and ended up reading about Penile cancer and Ghonnorea......WHAAATTTT?

Chyah...so apparantly my penis is dying and i have an STI. When, really, i could have just pissed on one of those cardboard sticks that Ma stole from work and judged by the pretty colours whether i had a UTI or not. For those of you interested in tracking my progress...go nuts!!

http://www.allaboututi.com/symptoms/do_you.asp

On a lighter note...just saw a whale kill this guy in a small fishing boat in Japan. Suck on that.....i love irony.
The funnier thing is...yeh i know. FunniER...is that this guy was trying to lure the whale out of teh shallows and back into open water......hahahahaha

And now...for the most spectacular thing i;ve seen in ages......

http://www.burntfaceman.com/episodes.htm

Do u need a messiah? No but i'll take them sacks of money off ya!

so i am watching fattest loser. i love this show. and i love the fact that i am eating CHOCLIT and laughin at the fact that their gym equipment has been taken from them...mmm cake.. I LOOOVE D CAKE!

anyway..uni. uhhmmm the transport bit is pissing me off mega. took me like 50 min to get home today and the majority of that was spent sardined between some tall, dark n handsome guy and some old guy with 2 pairs of glasses on, a camera and a big duffle bag. i could hardly breathe and as we progressed down the line no one was seeming to be getting off. in fact MORE fuckers were shoving their way into our very very personal spaces. i saw some guy waiting at the station WITH A BIKE! i hardly had enough room to stick my skinny bag between my legs and this guy was going to try adn put a transport vehicle amongst us... what a joke!




so i've been living off bread and water since i only have $10 in my bank account....freaking school books are killing me.

also found out i am racking up a debt of in excess of $3000 a semester. Bring on teh taxes bitches!