Sir

Sitting at bar...beefcake of a guy approaches from behind..

excuse me mate....
oohh..hahahah sorry i thought you were a bloke from behind...
its the short hair...


GET FUCKED ASSHOLE^%&*(^&(*&^(*%^&*1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For Iza

In honour of my favourite sister who has recently moved to the land of the Germs i have here a collection of our most current and most Euro shots...enjoy

These are the next big thing we are trying to launch over there...who are we kidding...they brought it here. God bless.

Love and miss you sis

The Modern Do Gooder

In safeway buying eggs. trying really hard to find free range eggs...thinking about those shoe box cages and conveyor belt feed troughs......siiicckkk

hippie looking girl next to us also buying eggs. (she must have been some sort of moral type as she was wearing an amnesty international canvas bag....enivironment AND charity....feeling for the world

we watch her grab a carton and carefully inspect each egg.
as she clicks the the lid back on i gasp and freak out.
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SHE BOUGHT CAGED EGGS!!!

i don't even know what to say to that