and on anoher happy happy happy note..the cutest thing since i discovered monchichis....which i lost on ebay....some mother outbid me....on a goddamn monchichi!!!!
Thursday 16 August 2007
Most offensive ad on TV
ok..make that ads. there are two ads on tv that are totally busting my balls...no waaaaiitt.. make that 3. yeah. 3 ads. one just pisses me offf and thats the new dumb lynx one. god i hate it. dumb dumb dumb.
there are two more. both the kan tong ad and the 'ridgy didge Indian' food ads offend me..and i am neither of those races. show me an asian that would actually cook with Kan Tong. only the white man buys that sugar sauce. its like mustard pickles with instructions on how to pour it onto meat.
as for the Pataks one. people must have been so offended they didn't even stick it onto youtube. NOT EVEN OON YOU TUBE
yes..all this really proves is that i have been spending far too much time watching tv. i have been lying in my own filth, coughing up slurp and keeping up to date with my 'Neighbours' HA!..oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god..speaking of which. Vicky Dean from A Country Practice is teh mother of this new kid, Ringo, adn oh my...she has a bad man haircut...ut she will always be my Vicky Dean. oh how i miss that show.
so i might go back to uni tomorrow....although i have become rather addicted to Dr Phil, who, might i add, ahs become merely a tame version of Springer. The other day they had this woman and her husband who had an affair with his wife's sister..in his family home. HA! how's that for ya Mr Fixit??
there are two more. both the kan tong ad and the 'ridgy didge Indian' food ads offend me..and i am neither of those races. show me an asian that would actually cook with Kan Tong. only the white man buys that sugar sauce. its like mustard pickles with instructions on how to pour it onto meat.
as for the Pataks one. people must have been so offended they didn't even stick it onto youtube. NOT EVEN OON YOU TUBE
yes..all this really proves is that i have been spending far too much time watching tv. i have been lying in my own filth, coughing up slurp and keeping up to date with my 'Neighbours' HA!..oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god..speaking of which. Vicky Dean from A Country Practice is teh mother of this new kid, Ringo, adn oh my...she has a bad man haircut...ut she will always be my Vicky Dean. oh how i miss that show.
so i might go back to uni tomorrow....although i have become rather addicted to Dr Phil, who, might i add, ahs become merely a tame version of Springer. The other day they had this woman and her husband who had an affair with his wife's sister..in his family home. HA! how's that for ya Mr Fixit??
Sunday 5 August 2007
Thanks A lot Good Thing
so here i am being really nice to strangers of late. my customer service skills at work are really really really swell if i may say so myself. the other day i helped an old blind man find the bus stop when the trains weren't running and last week i gave up my seat for an old lady on the train. there were tonnes of other young people but all ignored the fact she was standing at the back of the carriage. i got up, told her to sit and stood where she was standing. SHE DIDN"T EVEN LOOK AT ME. didn't say thank you. didn't say fuck you. didn't appreciate that there were tonnes of other bitches which sat on their arses and ignored that she existed. ok..i sucked it up.
but waiting for the train at Caulfiedl today something happened. something which made me hate every fucking human on the face of this earth. i am not prejudiced i just hate everyone. disabled. debilitated. crippled. fuck you. fuck you all
i was sitting on the end of a bench at the station today waiting for my train. with 2 huge bags of shopping and totally fucked as we were slammed at work. i had my head down practically asleep when all of a sudden this white stick is hitting me across the shins. i follow the stick up and this "blind" man is pushing me up and out of my seat by hitting me with his white stick.
i was so horrified that jumped up n moved off. and he sat there talking to the back of my head about how he doesn't live at home and that he only talks to his parents once a week and what not. I DON"T CARE
so thats what you get when you are nice to people. a big fat fucking slap with a wet rag across ur uglky face.
but waiting for the train at Caulfiedl today something happened. something which made me hate every fucking human on the face of this earth. i am not prejudiced i just hate everyone. disabled. debilitated. crippled. fuck you. fuck you all
i was sitting on the end of a bench at the station today waiting for my train. with 2 huge bags of shopping and totally fucked as we were slammed at work. i had my head down practically asleep when all of a sudden this white stick is hitting me across the shins. i follow the stick up and this "blind" man is pushing me up and out of my seat by hitting me with his white stick.
i was so horrified that jumped up n moved off. and he sat there talking to the back of my head about how he doesn't live at home and that he only talks to his parents once a week and what not. I DON"T CARE
so thats what you get when you are nice to people. a big fat fucking slap with a wet rag across ur uglky face.
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