What a Joke(r)

Heath Ledger 1979-2008

Orochi OH-KEH

man...what a night. starts off awkward...tickets say form eight...does that mean they are on from eight or get there around eight...bah. confusion much.

8:40 arrive. stand awkwardly at door trying to find some normal looking people to follow in.

8:45 inside. asian hippie-looking dj standing behind his turn tables with an ominous light shining from below. hot asians filing in. out of place white girl sits in her 80's resort attendant uniform looking odd.

9:15-ish first band comes on. Hard rocking asian/ white band. trouble* arrives. as does the shorts convention.


*Trouble- a forty to fifty yr old fat obnoxious woman with a mini mohawk and a clump of dreads protruding from the top of her skull. dressed like a 17 yr old goth with hand cuffs n safety pins n midriff. Not a good look with gut hanging out.


9:45- 11:45 next few bands come on. including Bourke st guy playing slide guitar. we stand to got closer to the front in anticipation of seeing Orochi. Meanwhile we have noticed a full-fledged hippie come in n sit in teh corner: dubbed 'Woodstock'. His outfit was like something you would pay to hire. including the round glasses n tie dye. he was just missing the peace chain necklace. insane. Standing to his right was bowl cut '95'; white boy donned in an Orochi tee and singing along to all the japanese songs the bands were palying, sporting a mid nineties geek do. HIGHLIGHT bowl cut and trouble....together...dancing!


12:00 am Orochi finally get on stage. Crazy times. Trouble starts dancing IN FRONT OF LEAD SINGER...FACING THE AUDIENCE!!!! now the stage was only low so she was practically hiding him...whipping her dread rope round in circles n dangling her chains n shit all over the place. she was like a car accident..i couldn't bear to look but i couldn't tear myself away. the band was all kitted up in their authentic gear, samurai sword n all. eventually trouble wormed her way on stage to wreak more havoc.



1:00 am ish walking through the city in the rain. forgetting what its like to feel wet AND hot. wow that came out bad...you know what i am TRYING to say though. manage to score a cab and be home in bed by quarter to 2.





Apart from the disgust at Trouble, it was a thoroughly enjoyable night. totally out of teh ordinary. crazy times!

so. disappointed.

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well j.j .....what have we here?????

CLOVERFIELD....what was once central park is now the setting for a self proffessed, hyped up waste of a full priced thursday cinema ticket THATS WHAT!

a load of bollocks.....thats what....soooo disappointed

the monster was tre ugly n i wasn't even scared. had like these weird lung things in its ears....and we got to see it alll...THATS WHAT BUGGED ME. none of this LOST-ezque mystery or twist..nothing..just...BAM..monster...BAM....dead. what a dud.

and as for the handycam....WELL i was sick of blurry lights n people's feet....n hot people crying.......and there were these creepy spider like animals that felll off the main monsters back and coincidently started chasing the hot crew.....pfft.

bah....so so overrated

i went in with my bar set up here and came out with it down here...motions down near ankles.

oh well...i will vent no more

and by the way...teh concept art for the monster SHAT all over the actual thing

Bollesh is Fowl

Went to the country today...was sooo unbelievably beautiful. teh weather was perfect adn everything was still kinda green. we ate. and ate. and ate a little more with our polish friends adn tehn..getting bored of eating inside....we decided to take a heap of food down to the lake and barbeque it!! mental!!!!



and then we went to the mineral springs and climbed a steep-ass hill thing.....not realising i would have to slide back down on my ass!!!! none the less it was super lush and uber bushy....just the country practice way i like it!

bollesh rolled in goose poo. and then rolled in mud. and guess who he sat on all teh way home?



also...found out that a JENNETT is a pony stallion crossed with a she-ass...yes...the british horse society official term is SHE-ASS.....ha! not funny?? a little funny



working six days next week....and four this week....crazy times!



hit up a house party with ye olde work friends from safeway the other night...put my foot in it when i asked a friend how his fiancee was...extinct was the answer i got. oh man....

AND they had a roast beast on the spit in teh back yard too.....like an entire baby cow on a rod spinning slowly and tantalisingly....bah...drooling...and gasy....ate waaay to much than i can stomach...AGAIN

I Love to Ride my Bi-See-Cool...I Love to Ride my Bike

HA!..jeez! its 2008 and has been for, what, a day now? and boy.....nothing has changed...there is this dum poll on ninemsn saying do you think that the quality of life will be better in 2008??? what kind of a stupid question is that?? what's the difference whether its 07 or 08? bah! stupid people!

anyway..new years. come 5 pm i am thinking shiiiit i have people coming and have no food, no piss and no light outside!...so muscles n i head down to big w to get glasses and safeway to get piss n snacks. meanwhile it is about a million degrees outside and everything in the world is melting.

so we set up house. fairy lights in the back yard...doritos, dips and music on stand by. we wait. we have a drink. exchange awkward glances and wonder if the party of 2 was all it would be.

never fail.....emilyjay and her sidekick showed.....high five! and tehn matthew carter came IN COSTUME. it was like a thousand degrees outside and matthew carter came to my house dressed as a fucking pirate! bless that kid! and then steve and likim showed and finally the saviour of teh party...steph.

we all ventured down to some park somewhere a million miles from my house and i have no idea where or how we got there! there were atleast 500 people in that park all partying hard and high fiving me while they were at it! i am yet to piece the rest of the night together from what people tell me from this point on ....sorry for the abrupt ending but i am drawing blanks.

and the most shameful part is that there is not one photo of any of the night's activities...from gypsy dancing to rob smashin my glass to me apparently pinching some guys ass in the park....not to mention the fairy lights n the fact that i peed in an alley....ahhh but i will still have the memories!!

Is there a reason why you're naked?

So Peanut took me to Polly last night. I was wearing jeans n my awesome watermelon island tee shirt...an outfit i thought completely suitable to having a drink in an old arm chair somewhere down Brunswick st.....WRONG

he took me to Polly...it was what i imagined the bars on the Titanic to be like...all velour n plush...i tried watching the bar staff but i just couldn't stop looking around at all teh red and gold....so pretty...but next time wearing a dress!!!

The Sweetest Taste of All

Ha...Ha..hahahahahhahahaha i might hear you saying.

ok...you wanna know why i laugh?

i passed chemistry...BY TWO PERCENT....51%.....49% IS A FAIL....man oh man...does someone like me upstairs...this means i can continue with my plans for my major and in tunr for world domination!!!!! muhuhahahahahah

and to top it off...i got a high distinction for weather....dont ask me how....mega fluke......now i can not worry about going back to uni for the summer.....yipppeeeeee

i love you world!

and just coz i can......