this pregnant asian woman was just searched for drugs. They were in her shoes!!!!!! brilliant. man these drug smugglers are fucking genius. She has 2 little kids with her too....crazy
they cut the soles out of the inside n just leave the inside. they managed to stuff $400 000 worht of heroin inside their shoes n just cover it with an insole. brilliant. is it wrong i find this man hot?
hit the human body exhibition with mum today. so intense. little plastinated pieces of human hung up, light up and glorified. they had these audio tour guide things u pay $2 n they give u a headset n this device that u press teh number of the display into n it guides u through the whole thing. brilliant.
bought an electric egg beater. brilliant. made chocolate mousse. made me kinda ill but...brilliant!!
had my wisdom teeth out. not so brilliant. didnt hurt as much as people said it would though. ha! wasn'tthis bad...man...deal with it people.
dammit..some harmless old british guy who has a twenty yr old conviction was refused entry for 3 freaken days. c'mon. oh...65 yrs old...he just wanted to be here for 3 days.
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I FUCKING LOVE Border Security. Aside from the inherent racism of the show, it is fucking awesome!
And they try and make it all intense and stuff with the music, HA! Genius!
I would totally love to have one of those jobs (for a little while, and if I get paid well... actually don't hold me to it)
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