Or Mondays or any day that i am rostered on to pierce the thin skin on my inner arms with red hot needles. Yeh. I'm talking Safeway. It makes me physically sick when i think about going to work now. One girl left a few weeks ago to become a teacher. Finally leaving teh cesspool to make her way in the real world. Her shift still hasn't been replaced. More fuckers are shopping at this particular store and each person that mosies in on a weekend morning is horrified to realise that their oh so ingenious plan of 'going shopping before everybody else does' backfires. All day ther are at least 3 trolleys banked up at each register. teh fucking store managers have to get on register to clear the place out. People get agro. I run out of change. I glare at customers all day and only talk to them when asking if they r paying by credit. I get 'tsk'ed all day by agitated housewives that stupidly decided they had run out of EVERYTHING and feel the need to do $300 worth of shopping on my time.
I can feel the burning hole in my stomach. Not from teh leftovers of Indian i just ate. Nor is it due to the suspense of Prisonbreak that i just watched. It's coz i know i have to face the same douche bags as normal. Put on that same sickening fake smile/ glare and break my back and balls being a Safeway slave. I wish i never had ot get out of bed.
P.S I WANNA MOVE
3 comments:
How dare you start whingeing in public! as an indentured safeway slave u should be committed to providing EXCELLENT CUSTOMER SERVICE at all times with no regard to ur personal discomfort whatsoever!!!
i'm quite disturbed to see u beginning to turn into an anna nicole smith clone. hopefully we won't find u sprawled across a cash register with ur crazy hair being fed through the conveyer belt. if u feel ur about to die always remember to put up the closed sign. if blood or some other bodily matter is likely to be discharged during the dying process it's always a good idea to keep a spill sign and a mop handy. safeway would also appreciate it if you could take a few seconds of your final moments to sign off so that we won't have to pay you for the rostered hours after your death. it is advisable that your facial expression resembles something close to a smile at the time of death.
any items in your locker not claimed within 48 hours of your death will be confiscated by the management for their personal use. the woolworths discount card must be returned in order to have your body released. otherwise your internal organs will be sold to make up for the possible future loss to the company. safeway expects you to be buried/cremated in your new green uniform.
thank you for dying at safeway, the fresh food people.
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