I ate like a Pig. Pumba...You Are a Pig!

ok. so the last four days i have been gorging non stop. no joke. fri there was a killer christmas party at work. sales had been really good so the bastards decided that it might be nice to fatten up its slaves. they brought us chickens, turkey, ham (off the bone....drool factor one million!!!) lollies by teh trough load, drinks and fresh crusty bread. i worked nine hrs so i was ravenous. i didn't talk to anyone for half an hr. managed to stuff a giant chunk of ham in my mouth and eat it too...despite everyone's lack of faith in the size of my gob. hmph! i finally rolled myself back downstairs and continued to work. minutes later i got a mnessage invinting me to meet Ben's uncle for christmas dinner. so i iced my banana bread and journeyed on down to Kensington. i arrived and, once again, found myself chowing ddown on yummy turkey, ham, potatoes and pudding. by 11 o clock i was a blimp. lucky i wore my loose 'eating dress'.

saturday came and saturday went with all my pocket money spent! so thank god for another work funded lunch. today it was a HUGE fry up. sausages, burgers, salad and fresh crusty bread. i actually stayed at work for an extra half an hour, smuggling Cadbury favourites in my apron pocket and jamming sausages down my throat. much to the horror of my fellow Safeway whores. So when i finally managed to digest my mammoth meal i called Ben and we went out...for dinner. yep. Vietnamese. Grilled chicken on steamed rice accompanied by a crazy soup. jeez. i am a bottomless pit.

Almost there! Sunday:
as we are Polish we celebrate on Christmas eve and it is tradition not to eat meat. In true euro style we attempted to compensate for teh lack of pork, lamb and beef by generating a mountain of seafood. herring salad (with cream), herring salad (witth apple and onion), Greek fish (in tomato-ey sauce), russian salad, GIANT EXTRA JUMBO KING prawns, prawn salad, rocket salad, euro bread, fruit punch, smoked salmon, smoked trout and cabbage stew. and that was only mains. we had fruit cake and custard and cheesecake and poppyseed cake and gingerbread for dessert. oh man i am getting full just thinkg about all this food.



so once we rolled out of bed at 11 this morning it was time to start again. only this time we had smoked chicken, roast pork, ham, polish sausage, beetroot soup,beetroot salad and crackling to add to the already elaborate menu of leftovers. far out...fat cow! fat cow!!
what we didn't eat meat wise we took and force fed to Sarah and Likim. along with a million bread rolls and some gingerbread. jeez it keeps getting worse doesn't it?



finally present ime. i am proud to say i have never been as flattered as i was today re: my super present picking skills. i will post this picture. need i say more?