Oh What a Night

The names of people and places in the following story have been chaned in an effort to retain anonomity:

Carly was out late with some work friends Anzac Eve having a killer time at Bing Bong. The music was loud. The beer was cold and her friends were hilarious. All was seemingly an innocent night until some unexpected acquaintances were discoverd lurking in the corner. Ahhh..lost a friend...out looking when..BAM.. ooops bumped into one of the lurkers, lets call her Sandra. uhhm. hi...you're here?..oh..ok...bye. Carly finds her friends and heads to the bar. After getting in trouble with bar staff, dancing around, pouring beer all over her shoes and having an all round good time staying away from the lurkers, Sandra approaches and starts verbally showering Carlly. "yOu eeeVerrr tlk shiiiiiT abouutt ma frrienzzz agyen i'll smAsh your fais in...rIIGGHHtt???' and all such manner of things... woah!! Carly steps back and smirks..this seems to make it worse......( keeping in mind Sandra is a good ten years older than Carly) But eventually Sandra and Roger get bored and walk away. Carly's work friends: 'what happened there?'....Carly's stewing on this...gets angrier and angrier as the mutual friend who was the buffer, call him Bob, had ducked off to try and hail a cab for Cassie. Carly loses her shit and storms off. Leaving her friends behind having fun on the dance floor.
She sleeps on it.

Next day turns out Sandra DOES remember and claims that Carly riled her up by insulting Roger. But to insult Roger she would have had to talk to them...but she doesn't like them so why would she talk to them???? the plot thickens

Next Episode:
Will Bob chose Carly over Sandra and Roger? Will Sandra realise how pathetic her actions were? Or is she on a downward spiral and lost without Bob's advice and friendship???

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I Thank Thee

So after three weeks of living on Henry Street i finally plucked up the courage to tell my mother that i had, in fact, moved out of Carlton house. The plan was to tell her the day after the removalists had put my bulky stuff in the room so then it was all over and done with and she could not try and convince me to move back to Bentleigh with her. I needed a way to butter her up so the news would be a bit easier to skim over if i had something else interesting/expensive to give her. Thinking. Aha! Remebered there was a book she once had and LOVED and claims she lent it out to people and never got it back....so there i am searching every possible distributor at work. All but one house were all out of print so put my order in and sat tight. Was anticipating it would take at least two months to get in so figured i would use the news of me finding the book to order as my 'other topic' when i told her the news. But that failed. I needed that get out of jail free card when she invited me for dinner but i was moving my small shit that evening. Just to appease i told her about the book and suddenly me not coming to dinner wasn't as bad as first thought. Bugger....there goes that idea!!!

But alas. Special Orders aren't as pathetically slow as i seem to tell customers. My book came. I told mum about my move...(on an escalator mind u so she couldn't really do anything)..gave her the book and you know what she said???

go on...guess....

oh..ok....and then out came nobel prize winning author toni to save the day....

And no tantrums or arguments....victory was mine

I'm Living in the 90's!

Nineties day was a flop but at least i did get to wear a wicked ass Orlando Magics cap backwards and listen to bad music all day at work..while everyone had to suffer in their jocks whilst No Mercy was blaring through the store! Boo yeah! Check out some of teh banging tunes we set off on Fri!!

Waterfalls-TLC

Ice Ice Baby- Vanilla Ice

Another Night-Real McCoy

Wannabe-Spice Girls

How Bizarre- OMC

Slide- Goo Goo Dolls

Whoomp! There it is- Tag Team

Frozen-Madonna....ahh fuck it i am bored....there were seven cd's worth of killer anthems n i will post the list on here one of these days.....

This Shop Has Moved

SO my friends....nearest and dearest. Guess who will be joinging the Henry street famiy??? thats right. meeeeeeeeeee. So the party will become a housewarming/ birthday/ farewell party for yours truly. i will, however, miss my hot spanish housemate.....oh well..can't have it all. at least sumo's and i will b like this. **crosses fingers n bited bottom lip**