I'm In Queensland F*&%ers!

Have more than 200 photos already but as i am using someone else's computer i won't spend teh next 3 and a half years trying to upload them.

Journeyed to teh property on fri. Stayed for 3 days. Was brilliant! rode our neighbour's horse for her as it was being a bit of a turd. was so much fun to ride. We have owned this bit of land for ten yrs and never have i seen it looking so good. and never have i associated with our neighbours. Then, all of a sudden, it's on 4 in teh afternoon and we hear the neighbour's chopper starting up. yes. He builds choppers AS A HOBBY!!!
so anyway, we climb through the fence and have a squiz. fancy stuff this helicopter business. all shiny fibreglass and intricate buttons.



after inspecting his handiwork its back to our dinner, cooked on the embers of a bonfire. so outdoors-y. The neighbours from both sides joined us and we sat late into the night drinking dad's home grown wine and dining on ALDI peanuts.




Monday we took 4 modes of public transport to reach Ben's nana in Nerang. Thanks to Vicky for the extreme vigilance re public transport journey planning. we finally managed to get to where we were heading, half dead, but there.


from there we then took 2 buses to get to MovieWorld where we met up with Rob, already waiting in line and looking touristy at his irst visit to a theme park. We managed to do every ride; Superman and Scooby TWICE. Oh my god. Superman. I think i may have developed a heart palpitation due to the extremity of that ride. The second time round, we were right up front, dying at the sight ahead. Plummetting with 1.6 negative g force facefirst towards teh hard ground. Thank God Superman was there to save us all. And as fo the rest of the park i will slowly update teh photos, probably when i get home.

So much to tell. from teh disgustingly overpriced Public transport to the evil attendant at the Lethal Weapon ride. Anyway. It is too hot and muggy to b sitting in one spot for so long. My bumcheeks are starting to stick together. Gotta go and get some air.

You Won't Be Safe Until the Morning

Ventured on down to the immigration museum, something about that place makes me very anxious. perhaps it be my deep roots of illegal migrant heritage. Just kidding...i am sure my family did things by the books. ( even if they look like a poor refugee family driven out of tehir homeland by martial law) here is photographic evidence of my family's qualification as a refugee family. Sonali! Pay heed to the array of Alpaca wool hand knitted jumpers. Poor bastards, Centrelink wasn't as giving back then.


on a lighter note, saw Ricky today. He V-Lined it down from Trentham and we whiled away teh day...both subconsiously waiting for 7.30 to come around. We both arrived sporting new haircuts at Spencer st. It seems that everyone does things at once. We kinda looked at eachother awkwardly, me watching him get off the train from on high. He didn't recognise my new do and stared curiously at this stranger goggling at him from the top of those behemoth steps.

and then when 7 30 DID finally come along i waddled on down to Patterson rd to claim my Uni Offers edition of the Age. I slowly peeled back teh pages, scanning the surnames; Ben hanging on my every sigh. Just as i approached the C's i got another phone call.

Kornel: 'Hey Caz, You're going to teh same uni and same course as Heather!'
Me: 'Kornel, I haven't even...'
I HANG UP WITH A BANG

then another phone call followed, It was ma asking how i went. i was excitedly telling her all about it when she told me later ( y am i even surprised) that Kornel had phoned her already and told her before i got to her. And then THAT phone call with her was cut short by call waiting. It's my sister.

Iza: 'CONGRATULATIONS!!!!'
Me: ' Wait, How do you know already?'
Iza: ' Oh, Agnes and i knew already'
Me: 'Yeah, but how?'
Iza: ' Kornel called and told me"

Why Must You Steal My Thunder????? It seems kornel has started an info service. So far i think it's free but i think he may have to start charging flagfall as the amount of god damn calls he musta made spreading MY news musta been extreme. God Bless the Koffsovitz Network.

Dance, Dance Everybody Look at my Pants

So i am stressing out. Am madly packing for QLD, believing that it is a foreign nation without general amenities such as supermarkets. Here is a photo of my packing job as it stands. i know i will pack and repack several times before i leave. i am kinda neurotic. i can just see myself leaving my room at 6am on wed morning and thinking 'have i got everything?', 'did i remember the waffle press?' and such crazy things. take a look at my smalls. i got good advice from alex who used to b in the navy..i dunno how that is relevant...but still...roll things tiny OR keep them dead flat. not both. it saves room. and boy do i need the room. i am a pale-ee and need all teh long sleeved garments i can lay my hands on.. oh and i have found a killer site. http://postsecret.blogspot.com.
people send this guy home made postcards displaying secrets they've been harbouring and get stuff off their chest. its kinda weird like voyeurism but then its kinda cool.



on a totally different note...saw Jake the other day. and his new puppy. Jake is leaving to England in Feb and, personally i think he'll never come back. Our parting not was..'well...i'll probably never see you again so...' and he held out his hand to shake it. Brutal honesty was always ur forte sweetie. I'll miss you dude. Remeber the hrs dragging by after school when u'd forget to pick ur brother up form school??? ahh..memories.


you must all be lenient now as we are jet setting off to dad;s. dial-up internet, a high-res digicam and my short fuse don't mix. so if i don't blog for a while i am exempt.

More Uneventful Pretending to be Eventful Shots

We be art-eests! i love teh token hand-held MySpace-esque shots. Brilliant!.

our gansta poses frighten even that guy who stood in his leathers on the corner at 3 am...WHATEVER. u do remember the United States of Whatever don't u?? please say yes...ahh.blow teh lot of ya's then.


Sooty!

She's a crazy bitch cat that not evem crazy cat ladies could love.
sorry emjay..u know it's true.

untitled

here be my latest doodle. i lay on my bedroom floor in the foetal position crying. is that normal?? ahh...all for the art...no wait...i drew this BECAUSE i was angered.. right..all sorted.



i'll get a clearer one when i can be bothered. and when its not midnight adn i've just been serving scoundrels at "Sandy'sWay"...gosh!

Final Hours

umm..last hours of happiness with people that are leaving the country. also..got stabbed by a stilletto heel..in the heart....so good.

Emilyjay( going to eng on sat)-Nay-Me-Sally(going to Canada FOR A YR)

I've learnt a lot about you.
in turn , much about me too.
i've travelled across the sea.
i've wept for you.
emotions run deep between us friend.
the time will come for us again.
we're tired
we're tired now
this ship almost ran aground
we'll lie and rest now
i'll dream of you.
emotions run deep
between good friends
and i do believe in us again.
i've heard
i've heard it said
that love
real love has no end.
a cup overflowing now.
i will believe
i must believe.

8 days a week

8 days till i leave for qld. am so extremely bored. i dunno whats wrong with me. how is it possible that the less i do the less energy i have.



finished Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Straight into the Chamber of Secrets. Yess. Am thinking about getting a new job once i get back from qld. am kinda sick of Safeway. Been there for more than 2 yrs now. Dealing with agros who are trying to buy 'personal' products...ie Four Seasons Massage Oil (with their six yr old kid in toe!). i've always wanted to work in a book store. but i have to wait till at least the 16th till i find out uni offers. i hate this being in limbo business.

another thing...saw the previews for 'Arthur and the Invisibles'...someone please gauge my eyes out. this is just like Zathura...they copied and pasted Jumanji...and now they're doing it with that film that had those little people....argh...tis freaking me out to think about little people.

and Ben...Simpsons are spoofing 24. Keifer Sutherland is doing some voice for teh episode too.

For pete's sake

finally i can put in the god forsaken silly string article related photos. F&*k that Shit!!

me cleaning up that shitty rubber stuff that was ejaculated from an aerosol the night before.

Hart doodles

when people piss me off i tend to doodle. i was pissed off several times today. so i doodled. here are my latest doodles. and some old doodles. how many times can i say doodle?

here is where i went a bit nuts with this pen i found. it was just so easy to draw with. and..yep..i was pissed off at the time...

back to teh good ol' HB
i did these ones while i should have been studying for my methods exam. and i still managed a B. damn!

This Just In..

For all those you hanging on finally seeing some new years photos....f&*k the lot of ya's. or you could just go to ben's blog. his computer/ blogger seems not to have a vendetta against him. **sigh**


well. i do have some pics for you. not of anything to do with anythign apart from my shit day at work. some agro biatch went off at me for "overpacking" her f*&^ing bags today. and then she continued to talk to me as if i was slightly incapacitated and hadn't been working in that shithole for teh last two yrs. performing the same mundane tasks for five hrs ever sat and sun for as long as i can remember. and the amount of times people tell me i'm the best god damn packer they've had. Just who does this woman think she is? coming and telling me i dunno how to do my job? and then to have the audacity to SLOWLY take me through packing teh rest of the bags. i am not an idiot. and HOW DARE ANYBODY TREAT ME LIKE ONE WHEN I AM IN THE RIGHT??????

Smite me oh mighty SMITER!!!

so an f*&%ing picture of banana man was added in like a second yet its taken me a zillion yrs to try and get the new yrs pictures on here. BASTARDS!

NYE o6

uhhh.. i'm not sure what to write. another new years eve. another party. another few stupid scenarios. what's new? note to self. NEVER give permission for silly string.

"Silly String was introduced in 1969 by the world renowned entrepreneur Julius Sämann, the inventor of pine-tree-shaped air fresheners for cars. It is polymer-based, likely on a polystyrene or methacrylate, dissolved in a CFC-based solvent that evaporates in the air and acts as a foaming agent. The pressure in the can propels the mixture a short distance of up to 10 feet. Some other alleged ingredients are a small amount of isopropyl alcohol, and plasticizers like dibutyl phthalate.
Silly String has been banned in the city of Marlboro, Massachusetts and a number of other places, and also at some public gatherings and events.
Silly String and similar products have long been used by American and British forces to detect tripwires for explosive booby traps. To use it in this manner, the soldier stands in the doorway and sprays the material over the suspect area. If the string falls to the ground there are no tripwires. However, if there is a tripwire, the string will be suspended in the air without pulling the wire. As of 2006 it is being used by U.S. troops in Iraq for this purpose."

thanks Wikipedia!!!
CFC's??? as if we weren't already f*&$ing up the globe. god bless the 60's.

despite my endless searches, though, i couldn't find out the actual ingredients of the stuff. it's trade secret.. well...if anyone finds out what they are please let me know. its just a cool thing to know...."hey i know EXACTLY what goes into make thihs stuff" ok..so not so cool. but...shut up. i wanna know coz no one can tell me.

i did have some awesome pictures of people suffocating on silly string and a certain somebody cleaning it the next mornin but blogger is being ass hole and not letting me upload them. i've been trying for 5 dys now. what is wrong with you blogger????

i will endeavour to get them on here asap